Snork... "I'm your best fundraiser, where's my stuff?"
"What? Pushing myself to utter exhaustion time after time might not be a good thing? Really?"
...“I see pushing my body to the point where the muscles destroy themselves as a huge benefit of CrossFit,” he said.”
What does CrossFit’s founder, Greg Glassman think of this?
“It can kill you,” he said. “I’ve always been completely honest about that.”Which kind of idiocy is enough to make you think elbow-bending lifts at a bar are a superior form of exercise.
So start making prosecutors personally liable for damages when they do crap like this; that'll start cooling it off.
Here's another fix just waiting to happen: fire every idiot involved in this, and make it plain that, in the future, any more such stupidity will carry the same penalty.
Translation: "Since this hit the news and people are pissed at us, we really don't want to try to take this to court; so we'll just say "We did everything right" and hope it goes away."
Proper response: "The door is that way, you dirtbags; no more public paycheck for you."
I always thought that '1 in 4 women is raped' was a load of crap; I was right.