about something like that:
Tehran, 19 June (AKI) - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has told religious leaders that American forces wanted to kidnap him on his last trip to Iraq.
Ahmadinejad allegedly made the remark to religious leaders on Thursday during a meeting in the Shia holy city of Qom.
"The president spoke of a frustrated kidnap attempt by the Americans to then transfer him to the United States to later blackmail the Islamic republic to release him," an Islamic legal scholar told the Tabnak website.
You see, Mahmoud, there's two problems with this story:
1: If our guys wanted to kidnap you, you'd be sitting in a secure location wondering if your 12th Imam buddy was going to appear through a window and save you(he won't).
2: I doubt our guys have any interest in kidnapping you. Killing you, yes.