Know that situation where there's what you want to say, and what you do say?
"Hey, there's a problem with that gun I rented."
Grab earpro, go out.
[internal dialogue]
"You stupid bastard, why the hell did you try to take it apart?!?"
Reassemble, check.
[external dialogue]
"That is the disassembly lever, DO NOT MESS WITH IT."
I swear, some people need to have a keeper. Preferably with a taser.
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