Monday, May 08, 2017

"...like being in a Monty Python sketch."

"No one wants to take your guns away."
"They just said they want to take away guns."
"Well, yes, but only certain, supermodern, ultrapowerful guns."
"This gun is half the power of a hunting rifle."
"Yes, that makes it more dangerous, because of less kickback. And stuff."
"It was designed in the 1950s."
"Well, technically, yes.  But it got a new plastic thingy last year.  So it's ultramodern."
Etc.


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