who had to stop by Wally World for something. Checkout lady informed him it was a good thing he wasn't there for groceries:
Out of milk,
out of bread,
out of half-a-dozen other things.
My first thought: "It's Oklahoma in FEBRUARY, for God's sake; don't these idiots pay any attention to the weather* until the bloody day before?"
And, it being this part of the country, there's a severe thunderstorm watch down around Wichita Falls in Texas while there's a LIFE-THREATENING BLIZZARD/WINTER STORM warning north & west of here(we have only the WINTER STORM WARNING in this area). Which would be illustrated below if the fookin' NWS illustration would allow you to save it.
Ah well. I have a fresh bag of dog food, and most of a bottle of Scottish Holy Water, and a fair amount of food. Plus other occasionally-useful-stuff. Further reports to follow if the LIFE-THREATENING WINTER STORM!!! allows.
After I have a drink and some sleep.
*Yes, I know; it's still the generally somewhat-useful information available, though if that idiot on channel 4 starts screaming 'RECORD' or 'DEADLY!!' or whatever again, I may find him and throw him out a window.