Wednesday, August 14, 2019

They just won't learn

The mayor of Oslo, Norway is calling for a ban on machetes following a series of brutal attacks in the city using the deadly weapon. 
"People are committing crimes!  We must ban objects!

Mayor Raymond Johansen argues that Oslo doesn't have a need for the huge knives because the city doesn't have a jungle, which is where machetes are designed to be used. 
And if you're a gardener, or landscaper, or just a homeowner who uses one?  "Too bad, prole, We have decided you should use something else."

Apparently "Find the criminals and lock them up" is too insensitive, or difficult, or something.

1 comment:

markm said...

A knife is a tool. Humans are tool users. Why do we elect subhumans to public office?