Saturday, July 17, 2010

Engineer humor

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons

Civil engineers build targets.




The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

1 comment:

Keith said...

There's a stash of those at Varmint Al's engineering page.

I actually have a cool bicycle, but mine didn't belong to a good looking girl....