I'm tired, achy, and worried about a couple of things.
Your recorded "We are calling to give you a courtesy notice' etc. sounds like bullshit.
Your 'If you have any questions' number isn't in service.
In short, you make me wish Bun Bun was real, so I could see what he'd charge to visit you with his lemon juice and spoon.
Fuck yourself with an old shovel handle.
Sincerely, etc.
Your recorded "We are calling to give you a courtesy notice' etc. sounds like bullshit.
Your 'If you have any questions' number isn't in service.
In short, you make me wish Bun Bun was real, so I could see what he'd charge to visit you with his lemon juice and spoon.
Fuck yourself with an old shovel handle.
Sincerely, etc.
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Ah, also do wish that Bun Bun was real. Those telescammers have almost gotten my wife to do bad things to her computer. Like, one day I walked in as she was just about to give them complete access to everything. About got killed snatching the phone from her and turning her computer off.
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