Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Not much of a football fan myself,

but after all the groaning I've heard, I appreciate these:

The Texas Highway Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.

For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super


A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old!

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!


Gauge said...

Now that is some hilarious shit!

Anonymous said...

I'm from St. Louis (home of the 2-14 Rams), so don't whine to me about your crap football team.