Sunday, April 26, 2015

Are you upset all the time?

Do minor things that other people do drive you up the wall? Do you spend all day muttering about unintended petty slights? Do you self-diagnose your own psychiatric disorders?

Are you convinced that you’re being oppressed by all the people around you?

You’re not just a paranoid schizophrenic. You might also be a Social Justice Warrior.

Spain caught a bunch of people planning terrorist attacks.  Some of the bad guys have a different plan for the long term:
While Martínez was busy dreaming of blowing things up, other radical Muslims in Spain are taking a longer view. Abdelwahab Houzi, a local jihadist preacher, has this chilling bit of advice: “Muslims should vote for pro-independence parties, as they need our votes. But what they do not know is that, once they allow us to vote, we will all vote for Islamic parties because we do not believe in left and right. This will make us win local councils and as we begin to accumulate power in the Catalan autonomous region, Islam will begin to be implemented.”

These 'feminists' are almost beyond parody.
But make sure it’s low jazz hands, not those racist high jazz hands.
But maybe all jazz hands are racist.
And on, and on...

At this point I'd been planning to be at the lake with the dogs.  However, it clouded over and the grass is so wet it might as well have rained.  And that level of new footprints and such in the truck I do not need, so that'll have to wait.

However, breakfast now sounds like a fine idea.


Anonymous said...

What is a jazz hand, high or low?

Firehand said...

beats hell out of me