bitten by a eastern brown "I'll have a cold one and not panic the kid" cool?
"I said to myself, if I'm going to cark it I'm going to have a beer, so
I got a Goldie out of the fridge and drank that; 'cause you know
eastern browns are the second most venomous snake in the world," Rod
Rod's teenage son was on the couch and slept through the whole thing because Rod didn't want to wake him and make anyone panic.
"If you panic it makes it worse," he said.
Sir, if we ever meet, the first one's on me.