as the Brit police won't let you have it anyway.
ENGLISH Channel beaches were shut today after a "huge crocodile" was spotted in the sea.
The creature — with razor sharp teeth — was seen swimming around sailing boats in the port of Boulogne-sur-Mer, north-east France, yesterday.
A spokesman for the local town council revealed: "We decided to close all beaches nearby and ban swimming just in case."
He added: "All local zoos and amphibian centres are being investigated to see if any of their crocodiles are missing. We can take no chances."
Now if they could just direct it to Parliament...