he shall hereafter be referred to as Fat Bastard
Though Fat, Scraggly Bastard would be good, too.
12. We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for by the rich. We will go after any elected leader who puts him or herself ahead of the people. And we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side FIRST. If we fail to do this, we need you to call us on it. Simply because we are in power does not give us the right to turn our heads the other way when our party goes astray. Please perform this important duty as the loyal opposition.
You're going after Murtha? What will everyone think if you eat a war hero?
And what's your stance on corrupt documentary filmmakers?