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Just had coffee squirt out of my nose. I really needed a good laugh this morning.
Now THAT is just ruin-your-underwear funny, right there.Also, if it makes some hippy's head explode, that's even better!Cheers!
I'd think kids better suited to a LMG (easier to start a belt if you're lifting .223 than .50)) ... and make sure it's a light mortar, and pre-aimed.
Picture, if you can.....Teacher (looking out the window): "Class!"Entire Class: "Yes, Teacher?"Teacher: "Hippies in the open! Fire mission, NOW!"Entire class goes out the door at a full speed run....[Chortle Snicker Snort]And if the gorram hippies keep up this Worship Lord Obama bulls**t, I'll be looking forward to this....Captain Mal Reynolds was right: I aim to misbehave.With a pint of Guinness in hand,laughing uproariously.Cheers!
This is awesome! :)
I done stole that one. Thank you very much, Sir!(I will attribute where I found it.)
Too bad that the Army didn't figure that out in the Second World War, for kids would have been well-suited to be ball-turret gunners on B-17/24s.
Just had coffee squirt out of my nose. I really needed a good laugh this morning.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is just ruin-your-underwear funny, right there.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if it makes some hippy's head explode, that's even better!
Cheers!
I'd think kids better suited to a LMG (easier to start a belt if you're lifting .223 than .50)) ... and make sure it's a light mortar, and pre-aimed.
ReplyDeletePicture, if you can.....
ReplyDeleteTeacher (looking out the window): "Class!"
Entire Class: "Yes, Teacher?"
Teacher: "Hippies in the open! Fire mission, NOW!"
Entire class goes out the door at a full speed run....
[Chortle Snicker Snort]
And if the gorram hippies keep up this Worship Lord Obama bulls**t, I'll be looking forward to this....
Captain Mal Reynolds was right: I aim to misbehave.
With a pint of Guinness in hand,laughing uproariously.
Cheers!
This is awesome! :)
ReplyDeleteI done stole that one. Thank you very much, Sir!
ReplyDelete(I will attribute where I found it.)
Too bad that the Army didn't figure that out in the Second World War, for kids would have been well-suited to be ball-turret gunners on B-17/24s.
ReplyDelete