tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515829.post110949558976786150..comments2024-03-28T00:27:14.676-07:00Comments on Irons in the Fire: I need more shelvesFirehandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04562365951182027709noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515829.post-1109901216049407932005-03-03T17:53:00.000-08:002005-03-03T17:53:00.000-08:00Yo, you seem to lead a far more, ah, interesting l...Yo, you seem to lead a far more, ah, interesting life than I.Firehandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04562365951182027709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515829.post-1109724277824885282005-03-01T16:44:00.001-08:002005-03-01T16:44:00.001-08:00Oddly enough.. I WAS standing out in the rain hol...Oddly enough.. I WAS standing out in the rain holding the raspy torn end of a live 50 amp shore power cord. In my teeth.<br /><br />It was almost as good as the when I ate 6 Ex-Lax brownies my sister gave me one time.<br /><br />Of course, none of that can beat the other time when I was tied down by a gang of syphilitic wood gnomes who attempted to saw off my limbs with KFC sporks.<br /><br />But one can't forget the other time when I ran through three plate glass store windows naked and then dove into a 40 foot sinkhole full of raw sewage, clorox, and mint leaves.<br /><br />Or the time I ate at El Pollo Loco.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515829.post-1109724241281508622005-03-01T16:44:00.000-08:002005-03-01T16:44:00.000-08:00Oddly enough.. I WAS standing out in the rain hol...Oddly enough.. I WAS standing out in the rain holding the raspy torn end of a live 50 amp shore power cord. In my teeth.<br /><br />It was almost as good as the when I ate 6 Ex-Lax brownies my sister gave me one time.<br /><br />Of course, none of that can beat the other time when I was tied down by a gang of syphilitic wood gnomes who attempted to saw off my limbs with KFC sporks.<br /><br />But one can't forget the other time when I ran through three plate glass store windows naked and then dove into a 40 foot sinkhole full of raw sewage, clorox, and mint leaves.<br /><br />Or the time I ate at El Pollo Loco.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515829.post-1109592355910120682005-02-28T04:05:00.000-08:002005-02-28T04:05:00.000-08:00Watching the Oscars interests me about as much as ...Watching the Oscars interests me about as much as standing in the rain while holding a live extension cord.Firehandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04562365951182027709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515829.post-1109558590493973602005-02-27T18:43:00.000-08:002005-02-27T18:43:00.000-08:00I have to say that I am a little disappointed that...I have to say that I am a little disappointed that you aren't Oscarblogging. Seriously, man. The world needs your cutting edge commentary on all things Hollywood.<br /><br />In other news, I figured out that you DO have an rss feed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com