Thursday, December 23, 2010

When I was first teaching the kids to drive, one of the warnings I gave them

was "Just because the machine you're on can do certain things, doesn't mean YOU can."
A Tempe man is hospitalized in extremely critical condition after his motorcycle ran into a light pole at nearly 160 mph in the central Arizona town of San Tan Valley.
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The motorcyclist sped past a county sheriff’s deputy at 2:05 a.m. on a road where the posted speed limit is 45 mph. The deputy‘s radar gun clocked Calazo’s motorcycle at 157 mph.

Before a pursuit could begin, authorities say Calazo had crashed four miles away, hitting the concrete base of a traffic light pole.
So it took dumbass, oh, roughly 1.5 minutes to reach from where he was clocked to the pole.

I repeat, dumbass.
“The motorcycle was nearly disintegrated on impact and Calazo flew an additional 104 feet through the air before striking the ground,”
I wonder if he was conscious during the flight?

5 comments:

  1. "I wonder if he was conscious during the flight?"

    Probably texting on his cellphone - "Dude, you'll never guess where I am!"

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  2. Keith2:43 AM

    Late nomination for this years Darwins

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  3. What's amazing is that he's still alive at all... Must have had one hell of a good suit.

    And whatever lid he had, I want two...

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  4. Alan J.7:00 AM

    My guess is that he was conscious and his thought was one long version of "Shiiiiiiiii..." WHAM! Too bad that he probably won't remember what happened if he ever wakes up. I feel sorry for his family, but the old saying goes that if you can't be good, at least be a good example.

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  5. If he survives, authorities say he’ll be facing charges of aggravated DUI, reckless driving and criminal speed.

    Sounds about right, really.

    "Speeding" is one thing; 157 in a 45 zone is another. That can get someone else killed.

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