tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515829.post676493580492634401..comments2024-03-29T05:15:40.793-07:00Comments on Irons in the Fire: No outrage to work up right now, so:Firehandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04562365951182027709noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515829.post-84148141227453155372014-04-24T06:07:14.092-07:002014-04-24T06:07:14.092-07:00Kinda got that idea. Well doneKinda got that idea. Well doneFirehandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04562365951182027709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8515829.post-16440189499401837102014-04-23T21:11:13.225-07:002014-04-23T21:11:13.225-07:00Ahem.
Ironhand? Regarding the 'Children and Fi...Ahem.<br />Ironhand? Regarding the 'Children and Firearms Safety?'<br /><br />Consider the following "hypothetical" scene:<br /><br />Teacher: "Class, your attention please?"<br />Class: "Yes, Mister Ratzlaff."<br />Teacher: "I have some good news: first, our most recent bake sales and last month's bottle drive have raised enough money to get us halfway to our goal of buying a new 60 millimeter mortar for our school firearms safety training program!"<br />Class: "Yay! Awesome! Wowzers! Allright!"<br />Teacher: "Also, we just recieved some other good news. Apparently, some very generous people, including a gentleman who calls himself, 'Firehand', have donated a significant quantity of .303 British cartridges to our training programe. That means, on our next major field trip to the range - we're taking the water cooled Vickers machine gun."<br />Class: "Yaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!" (at about 95 decibels).<br /><br />Just so that you are aware, my idea of psycological warfare against hippies, is to (figuratively) stick the knife in right to the hilt. And then twist it.<br />HARD. :P<br /><br />Cheers!Graysonnoreply@blogger.com