"Is it too late to buy another target?"
"Well, since they're closing the registers, and it's ten minutes until you have to have your stuff packed up and heading for the door, yes."
Couple came in to rent and try out some guns. Lady was doing most of the shooting, so she got the full 'Here's how it works, here's the safety stuff to do and not do' talk. Then asked "Any questions?"
She smiled and said "You sound just like my drill instructor."
I take that as a compliment.