Sunday, June 07, 2015

Under the 'Too stupid to breathe' heading,

2) Always wait until finishing your woodwork with the skillsaw prior to using your meth.
When attempting a self-circumcision do not use dry ice to numb the area... and when the dry ice sticks to the... a.... area, do not attempt to remove the ice with boiling water.

Under the double heading "Can't stop the signal, Mal" and "Things that make Bloomberg and Watts really pissy", a 3-D printed revolver.

Under two headings as well: "Why do you want a big magazine anyway?" and "Reasons overuse of SWAT is a bad idea":

Seriously, you ever looked at the number of home invasions where the bad guys are yelling "POLICE!" as they break in?  Sometimes with jackets that say 'Police'?  The days of "You should have known it was the police" are long gone.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to flop down with a book for a while.

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