Howzabout taking a large shaker of salt and shoving up your ass? That should occupy you for a while so you stop screwing with trying to restrict the stuff just because you want to.
You might recall the study that was announced not long ago in which the .gov admitted 'We can't prove the amount of salt people eat actually causes a problem, but we want you to stop anyway'; this is just a continuation of the nannies really wanting to save us from something. Whether we want it or not or it actually DOES anything or not.
A new instance of theft under color of law. Got a safety deposit box or some account you don't actually do anything with much? Better check on it.
"Because we didn't WANT to catch him, but now we needed a distraction! Stop asking questions!"