Friday, November 29, 2013

If you believe that this is coincidence,

there's some seafront property in the OK panhandle you might be interested in.
He went on FOX News where his story was picked up by C. Steven Tucker, a health insurance broker who helped him keep his insurance.

Now suddenly Bill Elliot is being audited for 2009 with an interview only scheduled in April 2014. Assuming he lives that long. That might be a coincidence, but Tucker is being audited back to 2003.
Coming out of this IRS, 'coincidence' isn't really an option.


Did the Bureau of Labor Statistics fake the numbers to help Obama?  Yes.


"I am saying that I have been respectful of teabaggers; why don't you peasants believe me?"


So, does that mean this clown thinks some perfidious Jews helped him make it big for some reason?  Or is he just one more bigoted idiot?


"But we NEED a MRAP to serve warrants!  Really!"  See if you can spot the key word in this:
"It's armored. It's heavy. It's intimidating. And it's free," said Apple."


If you could get this to work in a punch bowl...


On the latest hyperventilating about Zimmerman having an 'arsenal' of five guns and a little over a hundred rounds:
"Jesus! That's enough ammunition for the NYPD to shoot two people!"


And to whoever came up with the 'upgrade' that won't let me copy & paste web addresses the way I could before, choke on a turkey bone, you idiot.




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