"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance.Now go read the rest.
They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies. One last point: No Jews please."
Friday, March 15, 2013
A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi
for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the ship's Captain
received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and
influential plantation owner:
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