Murphy's Laws for Motorcycling
A motorcycle cannot fall over without an audience
The odd of it falling over are directly proportional to the sizes of the audience and the owner's ego(newness and expense of bike may also factor in)
Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carriers were to kamikaze pilots
You will not need to hit the bathroom until after you put on the rainsuit
The fact that your keys are in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you've put your gloves on
Quick fixes are so named for how long they stay fixed
The only part you really need will be the only one on permanent backorder
Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer
You will never have a flat tire on the road unless you leave the flat kit at home
Universal-fit accessories are so named because they actually fit no bike in the known universe
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