* 4003 B.C.: Earth still largely molten , Adam and Eve cover their shame with asbestos waders
* 3714 B.C.: The first biotechnologist, Cain, patents cyanobacteria.
* 3554 B.C.: Komatiitic lava floods Earth's earliest crust ; Noah's Ark incinerated.
* 3264 B.C.: Methuselah begins to notice passage of geological time.
* 3124 B.C.: Archaean copper deposits form , kick-starting Bronze Age.* 3004 B.C.: Y1K crisis averted : Gilgamesh unable to count as high as 1000.
and so forth.